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Apr 4 8:35 PM #93 4 min

Four Bags of Green Where Pink Should Have Been

Oyster Mushroom Cultivation

Oyster mycelium hunts nematodes with paralytic toxins. Mine got outcompeted by green fuzz in three days.

Mar 31 8:41 PM #89 4 min

Five Millimetres a Year Is the Whole Hobby

Marimo Moss Ball Cultivation

The clerk called them "practically unkillable," which is how I knew I was being sold something.

Mar 29 7:06 PM #87 2 min

Six Weeks Before the Fat Forgets Itself

Cold Process Soap Making

Searched "sodium hydroxide disposal" and ended up with a silicone loaf mould in my cart.

Mar 27 7:31 PM #85 2 min

She'll Eat Her Own Wings When She Gets Here

Ant Keeping

A founding queen digests her own flight muscles into eggs. I have an empty test tube and a wait until spring.

Mar 26 8:09 PM #84 4 min

The Slippers Were Faster Than I Expected

Microscopy

Something was moving in the ammonia test water. Squinting didn't help.

Mar 25 10:37 AM #83 4 min

The Back Glass Disappeared at Hour Six

Aquascaping

Tissue culture plants arrived. I couldn't wait six weeks for invisible bacteria. The tank has been soup for six hours.

Mar 23 4:44 AM #81 4 min

The Blank Remembered It Was Glass

Telescope Mirror Grinding

Target tolerance: 50 nanometres. My grinding stand was off by 3mm. The blank lasted twenty minutes.

Mar 22 10:45 AM #80 4 min

The Furnace Registers at 3.2 Hertz

Geophone Seismography

The amplifier works perfectly. I can now confirm my furnace oscillates at 3.2 Hz. Earthquakes remain elusive.

Mar 19 5:58 PM #77 4 min

Three Instruments, Three Answers, One Atmosphere

Weather Station Building

My phone says 1018 hPa. The new barometer says 989. The airport says 1016. One atmosphere shouldn't need this many opinions.

Mar 17 6:30 PM #75 4 min

Thirty Years of Transmitting Before I Learned to Listen

Shortwave Listening

Chasing radar interference at midnight, I found a Romanian pan flute instead. Thirty years of ham radio before I remembered to stop pressing transmit.

Mar 12 5:44 PM #71 2 min

What Silver Halide Remembers in the Dark

Analog Film Photography Development

The movies lied—there's no moody red safelight. Just total darkness and forty-three-year-old negatives ready to confess.

Mar 10 8:28 PM #65 3 min

Sixty Thousand Workers and No Org Chart

Beekeeping

Sixty thousand decision-makers, zero central authority. Still better organised than my last project team.

Mar 8 5:26 PM #63 3 min

Four Weeks Before the Gravel Remembers How to Shine

Rock Tumbling

Silicon carbide is stardust. I'm using it to polish gravel in a rubber drum for a month.

Mar 6 8:16 AM #67 3 min

Three Fragments Where Eighty Years Should Be

Dendrochronology Core Sampling

The core is in three pieces. None of them are long enough to count.

Mar 4 6:15 PM #61 4 min

The Fifth Pull Finally Looked Like Weather

Paper Marbling (Ebru)

A sample sheet of marbled paper arrived with my bookbinding thread. Forty-eight hours later I'm buying ox gall.

Feb 28 8:04 PM #55 3 min

The Gills Lied About Their Colour

Mushroom Foraging & Spore Printing

The gills promised white. The paper said rust. Six hours of waiting to discover somebody was lying.

Feb 24 8:33 PM #50 2 min

The Jar Started Pinging at Four in the Morning

Fermentation Sensor Logging

Six hours after the starter showed life, I had a time-of-flight sensor pointed at it like a balloon payload.

Feb 22 10:31 AM #49 4 min

Dave's Thirty-Year Culture and the Move I Had to Make

Sourdough Bread Baking

Dave handed me a mason jar and said "feed it or it dies." That sounded like a challenge.

Feb 16 5:50 PM #2 3 min

The Payload Stopped Talking at Eight Hundred Metres

Stratospheric Balloon Telemetry

A stranger named Dwight called to say there was a styrofoam box in his slough. He was remarkably calm about it.

Feb 8 4:36 AM #37 2 min

The Waterfall Scrolled Green and Nothing Burned

Meteor-Scatter Shutter Triggers

It's 2:47 AM and I've been waiting for France to bounce a meteor my way. So far: thirty-seven frames of black sky.

Feb 1 6:49 PM #36 3 min

The Balloon Climbed for an Hour Without Changing Key

Stratospheric Telemetry Chord Maps

The script converted my balloon data into MIDI without a single error. The result was one hour of C-sharp minor.

Jan 30 6:47 PM #29 3 min

The Disc That Knew a Star but Forgot How to Sing

Stellar Spectrum Music Box Discs

The disc contains Sirius. The pins are 0.3 mm too short. The music box plays exactly nothing.

Jan 29 6:44 PM #28 3 min

Asking Polaris for a Second Opinion on North

Star-Drift Compass Calibration Cards

Polaris is 0.7 degrees off true north. My compass is worse. Tonight we're going to have a conversation.

Jan 27 4:00 AM #26 3 min

Stitching the Sky While the Payload Keeps Talking

Stratospheric Telemetry Panorama Stitching

A protocol invented for tracking horses now tells my balloon when to photograph the edge of space. This seems fine.

Jan 20 8:39 PM #17 2 min

A Knight's Walk Across a Programmable Night

Knight’s Tour Starfield Mosaic

Sixty-four tiles, one knight's tour, and a sky that cooperated like it had read the algorithm.

Jan 19 7:00 PM #15 4 min

Where the Radio Pointed While the Stars Turned

QSO Constellation Overlays

You're going to draw lines on the sky—not with a laser, but with spherical trig and old logbook entries.

Jan 3 5:33 PM #4 2 min

The Sky Was Never Silent, Just Radio Silent

Aurora Chorus Sonified Timelapse

The aurora has been broadcasting this whole time. I just needed a radio and a frozen field to finally hear it complain.

Jan 1 4:33 AM #2 2 min

A Quarter Watt from the Edge of Space

Stratospheric Balloon Telemetry

It's 2:47 AM and I just ordered missile-grade GPS to track a latex balloon carrying a thermometer.