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Aug 4, 2026

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One Strike of the Pole Was the Whole Test thumbnail Aug 4 6:01 PM #214 4 min

One Strike of the Pole Was the Whole Test

Nordic Tour Skating

An iceboat spun me out on ice I couldn't read, so naturally my fix was to strap on longer blades and go read it one nervous pole-jab at a time.

Every Rod Bends One Way and Only One thumbnail Aug 4 10:50 AM #215 3 min

Every Rod Bends One Way and Only One

Willow Basket Weaving

A woman at the market handed me a wet rod, said feel where it wants to bend, and now there's a dripping bag of willow in my kitchen and a basket the shape of regret.

code-a-day

Aug 4 1980s
SchemeJava

Probing One Skate-Length Ahead with Lazy Streams

Lazy Evaluation 🔗 Nordic Tour Skating

Reading ice with an ispik pole — probe one strike ahead, commit only to what holds — is lazy evaluation, in Scheme streams and Java's takeWhile.

schemejavalazy-evaluationfunctional-programmingoutdoors

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